Catchphrase: "I don't look at penis". He regularly goes on about his achievements, but gets little response for it. Sid Pegg is a nosy and rude Neighbourhood Watch leader who takes his job very seriously. In the first series, she was accused of shoplifting, became pregnant (and swapped the baby for a Westlife CD) and was sentenced to borstal where she bit someone called Jackie Hayes (a counterpart of Vicky played by Walliams). The Little Britain Live stage show included a mock ad-lib sequence in which Lucas and Walliams question the logic of their caricature, which in fact bears little resemblance to Waterman. Each attempt usually takes place in an empty auditorium, showing that they are largely unpopular record attempts. Catchphrases: "Yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but... (and sometimes repeats this a few times)", "... or sumthin' or nuffin'", "I wasn't even supposed to be there, so SHUT up! Despite talking about being with other women, they are shown to have homoerotic tendencies toward each other and often frolic about naked to the eyes of everyone in the locker rooms (which gives them erections at one point). In it, a student, who is very realistic about his career opportunities in the future, comes into his office to discuss his desire to become a caterer or engineer. ", "'Ello dahlin! Lindsay drives a brown Austin Allegro on which he has crudely painted the word 'Police', he also wears a policeman's uniform, claiming all his other clothes were in the wash. He made several more appearances in the Deleted Scenes of Series 2, in which his mother appears at his lecture and indicates that his supposed drug addictions are all made up and he has never actually done hard drugs. ", Gerald Pincher is the father of Harvey Pincher. Episodes: Radio Show; Series 1, episodes 4 and 5 He "retires" at the end of Series 3, to Sebastian's horror, which is alluding to the long expected and much anticipated handover of Tony Blair to his Chancellor, Gordon Brown, which took place in real life two years after the Prime Minister retired in the series. Mr Cleeves sets the pupils strange tasks such as finding "the square root of Popeye" and "Edward II divided by Henry V = Hydrogen Peroxide". Meanwhile, Marjorie's Texan counterpart, Blanche Chuckatuck (portrayed by David Walliams) went to take Marjorie's group in the UK. In his second sketch, it is shown that he arranges plumbers and other handymen to his house to try and impress them about his exploits, but always fails to do so. He works as the voice-over man on tours of his hometown of Pove. One scene depicts the Prime Minister conducting difficult talks with the President of the United States, where the President tries to compel the Prime Minister to follow his position, referring to Blair's following of the policy of the Bush administration on the then-ongoing war with Iraq. Ting Tong: "Pwease Mr. The character is inspired by Lucas and Walliams having met Waterman at an awards ceremony and been surprised to see that he was shorter than he appeared to be during fight scenes in Minder and The Sweeney. Jill dates handy men like a plumber, a Sky electrician and an elderly Sikh gardener. "; Lou: "Bit of a kerfuffle!" 1. The character's name is a reference to the singer. Catchphrase: Oh, so it's "The warmth of the sun reminded them that they were alive", [suggests a ridiculous ending]. It always trod a fine line, and that line has moved over time. Ashraf is an Indian man working at the local computer shop. It is obviously a long time since the last sketch and the family is preparing to leave. Little Britain Usa: Emily Howard. He is always issuing statements to the press regarding embarrassing situations in which he has apparently been caught. They appeared in the radio series under the names of Sandra and Olivier Laurence, a play on the name of the actor Laurence Olivier. BBC. Even though Emily is one of the series primary characters, neither Emily nor Florence appeared in Little Britain Abroad. Played by: David Walliams Catchphrase: See Roy below. "Comic Relief, 2015, Little Britain Sketch". They originally appeared in the radio show. Catchphrases: "Yes I heard it, Kitty!". Played by: Matt Lucas and David Walliams Extended sizes from XS-5XL. Whitelaw appears only once in the entire Series, at her local charity shop. In Series 2 he has mousy brown hair and in Little Britain USA he has red hair. In her third sketch, she is arrested and, due to the seriousness of the situation, Eddie Howard is forced to admit that he's a male, much to his frustration. [1], She is oblivious to her constant urinating and always believes the mess she leaves behind is the result of a pipe leak or someone else's behaviour. Catchphrase: "I love me froggies" and "KILL IT". Its title is an amalgamation of the terms 'Little England' and 'Great Britain', and is also the name of a Victorian neighbourhood and modern street in London. Lucas has revealed that he would take back some of the skits that he made while starring on Little Britain, which ran on BBC from 2003-2007, and on Come Fly with Me, which aired in 2010. He is also very defensive of his boss when he comes under fire from the press or general public (for instance, when some people present a petition saying that they want the PM to resign, he tears it up and throws it in their faces without showing it to anyone). I sooo can't believe you just said that! He will also give directions to certain places such as a McDonald's in a very strange location and "a town just southeast of Northwestshire". Myfanwy (who is later revealed to be in a lesbian relationship herself with girlfriend Rhiannon) is eager to help him with his apparent disengaged love life, and encourages him to meet other gay men or groups, all of whom he rejects or insults. 0.00 s. SD. The narrator delivers comedic monologues in many voice-overs by making unorthodox claims about Britain, its people or its history (such as "we invented the cat"), stating the obvious (such as 'I will state 3 interesting facts about Britain. Later, in Little Britain Abroad, after finally getting married, they go on a honeymoon to Belgium, where they stay with Dudley's brother, who has married a beautiful Russian bride called Ivanka (which is actually not a Russian given name) who claims to be 18 years old. Mills' US equivalent is Bing Gordyn, the eighth man to walk on the moon and the first to do so with a moustache. In the last episode of Series 3, all of the students she had insulted in Series 2 and 3 came to tell her they wanted to place a formal complaint about her, but when she called Martin to sort it out, she referred to them as "the whole cast of Fraggle Rock" The tables were turned on her in a Little Britain Abroad deleted scene when her Australian counterpart, Germain, remarked that she had greying hair, smelt a bit musky, needed a shave and was on the wrong side of menopause ("The dried up old witch"), sending Linda out in tears. Jill is a young woman who enjoys dating men of certain professions to exploit their skills and giving her free upgrades while she and her mother Kim laze about in the sun before they finish their work and she dumps them afterwards. In his final sketch, he pulls out a shotgun on a university student writing an essay on the theory of the faked moon landings and, for once, mentions the negative details of his trip ("It was real cold, the food was horrible, I threw up in my helmet! Catchphrase: "Oh, 'ello dear! He will frequently call out commands to his wife preparing dinner, in the format of "Wife, [name of food], go!". The coach appears to be very caring for Vicky (though Vicky reacts by telling her to 'get off me you dirty [lesbian]'. Every time she goes out to give refreshment to the builders who are doing work on her garden, she gives them biscuits as if they were a dog. Sandra remains motionless and completely silent, uttering only one word throughout the entire series ("ornithophobic" which she used to remind George of her fear of birds). However, when they give the news to the real Mrs. Harris, they laugh at the memory of their faux-pas. An American counterpart of Sir Norman Fry, Republican Party Senator White, appears in episodes 5 and 6 of Little Britain USA. Mr Mann himself does not have any catchphrase (while Roy and Margaret do) and often delivers comedic content by making ludicrous suggestions to resolve a problem (such as asking whether a long-dead writer would be prepared to re-write his book and cut out all the "Os" to make the book shorter). [3] When questioned if he has a crush on his boss, he denies it, then kisses his boss. He also makes a few appearances in the Deleted Scenes. These sketches are some of the more traditional in the series, relying upon word play and surrealism. The actual pianist was Simon Callaghan, now a professional classical musician, who was studying at the Royal College of Music at the time. Read, known as Big Howard, and his animated sidekick, Little Howard… Appearances: Series 2, episode 6. In his final sketch, undertakers come to his door to take away the body of Kitty, who has apparently died. At the end of the sketch, after a few moments of awkward dithering, the customer reaches up to the top shelf of the magazine racks, where the pornographic ones are kept, prompting the shopkeeper to ask; "Planning a wank?" Male transvestite Emily Howard enters the stage to peform with Sting. He often makes surreal statements, like; "I must go now because I am about to reach orgasm", or "I do love an election... in fact I'm having one right now", upon the end of one of the episodes. They are refused a room at a bed and breakfast, and are criticized by in radio broadcast by a government official. In one Little Britain sketch, Maggie's dog vomits instead of its owner (on a Chinese dog). He is seen reading out of a porn magazine, which is causing him to play a faster tempo. Appearances: Series 2 Deleted scenes For example, they want to set the record for the world's tallest man, but then realise that wearing an excessively tall top hat doesn't count, or that they want to set the record for the largest baked bean bath, but then realise they need more than one tin of baked beans to fill the bath. Catchphrase: "Your baby is fine". Little Britain is an award winning character-based comedy sketch show first appearing on BBC radio and then television. She is unwilling to use any human initiative beyond checking her computer to help her customers further, and will instead cough in their face to get them to go away. Sir Bernard Chumley is a faded actor living in Sandi Toksvig House who looks after his sister, Kitty (evidently against his own will), who is disabled after an accident. He then asks "have you got any books? At the end of Series 3, she is seen walking with Daffyd to the train station and she cries when he tries to leave for London. He often "accidentally" finds himself in sexually suggestive positions with his boss, who is usually very patient with (and largely oblivious to or tacitly accepting of) his advances. She is unseen throughout all the series and helps Roy when he calls to her from behind the counter. April always offers the victims various candy mints (which replace the required medical paraphernalia in her bag). Another of her trademarks is that, whenever a customer reveals an aspect of their personal lives (such as when a man comments that it's been a while since he saw his daughter, or a couple comment that they have been married for thirty years), she will shrug her shoulders and mutter "Oh.". Throughout the sketch, a mention of certain and sometimes very simple things, such as a visit to the shops, reminds Janet of Ivar and makes her start sobbing, while Eileen patiently consoles her. Appearances: Series 2 Deleted Scenes The Prime Minister and the object of Sebastian's affection. 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